131: Samson
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2018
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of Samson. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together.
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Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/
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| 0:00.0 | At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio. |
| 0:05.3 | Like when a f**k pulls out without indicating, or when a f**k crosses the road without checking first, |
| 0:10.4 | or when a f**k doesn't understand how a f**k roundabout works. |
| 0:14.4 | That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks. |
| 0:20.7 | And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid. |
| 0:27.7 | Honda, the power of dreams. |
| 0:34.2 | And then he's totally hidden from the crowd by the door, and it's less like... |
| 0:39.2 | And it was more like you had paid some guy to haul an old garage door to the dump, |
| 0:44.8 | and he's just pulling out of the driveway and slowly scraping into the darkness like... |
| 0:51.6 | That was the miracle. And he's got that really dramatic line where he's like, let them witness. |
| 0:57.4 | Let them witness the power of the living God for all their door removal and disposal need. |
| 1:03.6 | God awful movie. |
| 1:21.2 | Welcome back to God awful movies. For each week we watch another terrible religious movie because |
| 1:28.6 | I don't even know at this point. We could just watch good movies sometimes, right? We feel like we could |
| 1:33.9 | go on whatever. I'm your host, Seethan, right? And sitting 81 miles to my right is that guy your mom |
| 1:39.4 | makes you be friends with Eli Bosnick. Eli has a go buddy. So I thought my two person birthday |
| 1:46.0 | party was lovely until just now. So thank you for that. And it's time. And sitting about 2,000 |
| 1:53.5 | miles to my left or two very special All Star guests, Mark and Dan from among other things, |
| 1:59.5 | the very hilarious how-to heretic podcast. They're both crazy people who did this more than once |
| 2:06.3 | before with us. And somehow they're back again. You might remember most recently from our live |
| 2:11.3 | episode in Salt Lake City last year, as the guys who were way funnier than us and we're still kind |
| 2:16.5 | of bitter about it. Mark, Dan, don't be so fucking funny this time. It's not a contest. Just take |
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