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God Awful Movies

131: Samson

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of _Samson_. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together. If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0

At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio.

0:05.3

Like when a f**k pulls out without indicating, or when a f**k crosses the road without checking first,

0:10.4

or when a f**k doesn't understand how a f**k roundabout works.

0:14.4

That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks.

0:20.7

And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid.

0:27.7

Honda, the power of dreams.

0:34.2

And then he's totally hidden from the crowd by the door, and it's less like...

0:39.2

And it was more like you had paid some guy to haul an old garage door to the dump,

0:44.8

and he's just pulling out of the driveway and slowly scraping into the darkness like...

0:51.6

That was the miracle. And he's got that really dramatic line where he's like, let them witness.

0:57.4

Let them witness the power of the living God for all their door removal and disposal need.

1:03.6

God awful movie.

1:21.2

Welcome back to God awful movies. For each week we watch another terrible religious movie because

1:28.6

I don't even know at this point. We could just watch good movies sometimes, right? We feel like we could

1:33.9

go on whatever. I'm your host, Seethan, right? And sitting 81 miles to my right is that guy your mom

1:39.4

makes you be friends with Eli Bosnick. Eli has a go buddy. So I thought my two person birthday

1:46.0

party was lovely until just now. So thank you for that. And it's time. And sitting about 2,000

1:53.5

miles to my left or two very special All Star guests, Mark and Dan from among other things,

1:59.5

the very hilarious how-to heretic podcast. They're both crazy people who did this more than once

2:06.3

before with us. And somehow they're back again. You might remember most recently from our live

2:11.3

episode in Salt Lake City last year, as the guys who were way funnier than us and we're still kind

2:16.5

of bitter about it. Mark, Dan, don't be so fucking funny this time. It's not a contest. Just take

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