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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

131 - Quarantine is WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In the midst of the NYC Coronavirus outbreak, Yanni records from home and Chris reveals where he's recording from halfway thru and it's WILD!  Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one.

0:08.0

Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.

0:13.0

They looked good, really, really good.

0:17.0

Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the loft, including the car.

0:24.5

Now Sean doesn't know how he's going to get home.

0:28.0

Thanks, Canva.

0:31.8

What's up, Cousie Wazis? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas.

0:36.3

Bad.

1:14.9

Yeah. You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History's up, everybody, welcome to another episode, a special edition episode of quarantined hyenas, history hyenas, with Chrissy Quarantine and Yadi Quarantine.

1:21.3

Yeah, that's what it is. I'm eating chicken quarantining.

1:24.0

Yeah, I mean, this is, listen, we're not going to stop doing this podcast if me or Chris go to jail or if there's a deadly virus that was brought on by the Chinese to deplete our population so they can take over the world. It's not going to happen. Now, I do have right up to bat, I want to ask, because they have stopped elective surgeries, which I get. But is it sex change elective? It's a medical condition that I'm the wrong sex.

1:45.9

Yeah, I think in your case it's a mandatory emergency surgery, and you might have to petition

1:51.0

the governor for him to make an allowance.

1:53.4

Yeah.

1:53.7

Now, here's the thing.

1:55.4

The baby does have a cough, and the baby's had a cough since Thursday, so she's probably

1:59.8

carrying and gave it and gave it

2:01.3

to me. Now, what's the statistics for white men going down with this? Why healthy men? Yeah, I think

2:09.6

it's like AIDS. I don't think straight white men can get it. Right. Yeah. So that's why I have it,

2:15.2

because I'm not a straight white male. Now, let me ask you a question. I have coronavirus and that's why I have it, because I'm not a straight white male. Now, let me have two questions.

2:18.8

I have coronavirus, and that's why we're doing this because Mike is in the studio and me and Chris were both worried about Mike's well-being because we went in the studio and Mike gets coronavirus, make no mistake.

2:29.8

Mike swears is going to die because Mike's had coronavirus this whole time. I mean, the kids passed out on the podcast multiple times. Yeah, I mean, Mike, you cannot afford to be leaving the house right now. We are super appreciative of your dedication to this podcast that you went into the studio because you're the one who can't get this because you can't breathe. You're welcome. Can you hear us and talk back or no? Yeah, I can hear you. Are you easing? No, I'm wearing a mask. Because now, you did have whooping cough once in your life. Now, what's the difference between coronavirus and whooping cough? For what I can, but when I've read whooping cough's way worse. Whooping cough destroys your lungs forever.

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