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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:18.6

to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:21.3

My name is Dan Shriver.

0:22.5

I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Alex Bell and Aniches Ensky.

0:26.9

Once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last

0:31.1

seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:35.0

Starting with you, James Harkin.

0:37.3

Okay my fat this week is that when she was prime minister Margaret Thatcher ordered that

0:42.4

all government documents should have slightly different word spacing so that different

0:46.9

letter was leaked to the press they would know who it came from.

0:50.6

Are we sure she wasn't just trying to make up the word count and make it look like she

0:54.3

had written more?

0:56.2

How did this work?

0:57.7

Well if you can imagine a load of text on a piece of paper and each of the space...

1:02.4

Whoa whoa whoa, still trying to make your lab.

1:05.9

So yeah imagine a load of words on a piece of paper and each of the letters or each of

1:10.7

the words has a space between them.

1:12.4

You could make that space slightly bigger or slightly lesser depending on the word processor

1:16.2

you're using and say the ones that came from you had a 0.2 millimeter gap and the ones

1:23.0

from Dan had a 0.3 millimeter gap then when they found the leaked document they would

1:27.6

know whether it came from you are done depending on the space.

1:30.2

But I mean was there someone employed?

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