131 - Monkey Meat

Out of Character

Hamzah and Martin

Comedy

5.0 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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I would eat monkey meat, ostich meat, bear nuts, and chicken head if you gave me in with chick fil a sacue yummm

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0:00.0	I'm going to be.
0:03.0	It's out of joy. I have a cold open for you.
0:34.8	Okay. I don't know if you're one of these people, but I'm noticing a trend.
0:39.6	People who are scared of like big pieces of chicken in their food or like a big fruit and it's
0:45.3	usually girls. What's up with that? Okay. I'm not one of those people, 100 million percent because
0:50.6	I get excited. Yeah, me too. As a man with, I grew up with spare meat.
0:55.4	I grew up with spare meat. You give me a big chunk of meat, junk? Yeah. Then I'm going to get excited. Well, anything, anything that has mixed foods in it, ice cream with the brownies. I'm digging for those biggest, the biggest chunks. But some people actually get grossed out. I'll do that with a salad, like the biggest cherry tomato in a salad.
1:11.2	Like, yeah.
1:12.3	It's like a reward.
1:13.4	But the chicken.
1:14.6	Oh. But some people actually get grossed out. I'll do that with a salad, like the biggest cherry tomato in a salad. Like, yeah. It's like a reward. But the chicken. Well, okay. Go. Is that still good? What? Six, seven. I was reflecting on this. I won six seven to you on the podcast. And you didn't know what it was no remember way back you did remember
1:30.0	way back bro how ah man what am i supposed to respond to that but i was just thinking if you
1:37.6	remembered i just reminiscing no i didn't remember guess it flew over my head oh don't let that
1:42.2	your freestyle that one is one of the funniest don't't let that go over your head? Yeah, well... That was a little Mabu. That's what I... But you remixed it or you just quoted it? Yeah, I know, because remember he did the red, blue... Don't let that go over your head. Like, I don't know. That's what happened to him? you in a head. Seriously, what happened to him? I think he was actually, I remember it,
2:04.5	it's like, head like I don't know that's what happened to him blew you in the head what seriously what
2:01.6	happened to him I think he was actually I remember it's like you couldn't escape him he was focused on
2:07.7	his education I believe oh yeah yeah true and he was self-funded I think the whole time so
2:12.6	maybe he just their ROI wasn't there no but it but it's like, that's actually really smart.
2:20.0	More people need to do that.
2:20.9	It's like, if they need to, like, pay for school or something like that, start rapping.
2:25.2	Yeah.
2:26.0	There's a lot of money in music.
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