131: Conrad Hilton III & a Bad Pot of Coffee
Let's Go To Court!
Let's Go To Court!
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2020
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Daryl Pitts, aka DP, is back for his third illustrious guest appearance on the podcast, and he has one hell of a story to tell.
Conrad Hilton III is young, rich, and accustomed to getting what he wants. So when he boarded a commercial flight (the horror!) from London to Los Angeles and was asked to turn off his cell phone, he immediately lost his cool. He screamed obscenities at the flight attendants. He punched the bulkhead. He smoked weed in the airplane bathroom. Later, he threatened to kill the flight attendants. When they handcuffed him, he complained that they would ruin his modeling career. When they finally landed and lil Conrad was made to face some consequences, his family hired famed O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Shapiro.
Then Kristin tells a truly disgusting story about a horrific pot of coffee. On a Monday morning in the spring of 2009, Michael Utz was at work for the city of Culpeper, Virginia. He walked over to his personal coffee pot, but when he opened it up, he noticed that it was already filled with water. But… the water didn’t smell like water. It smelled like urine. He immediately went to his boss, who made it his mission to find the culprit.
And now for a note about our process. For each episode, Kristin reads a bunch of articles, then spits them back out in her very limited vocabulary. Brandi copies and pastes from the best sources on the web. And sometimes Wikipedia. (No shade, Wikipedia. We love you.) We owe a huge debt of gratitude to the real experts who covered these cases.
In this episode, Kristin pulled from:
“Peeved ex-employee relieves himself of $5,001,” by Rhonda Simmons for the Star Exponent
In this episode, DP pulled from:
“Conrad Hilton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Flight” by Amy Wallace for GQ.com
“Hilton Family Struggles to Keep Their Latest Drama Under Wraps” by Erica Harwood for Vanity Fair
“Conrad Hilton Violates Restraining Order, Seen in Bizarre Video with Stuffed Bear Outside of Ex-GF’s House” by the Blast Staff for TheBlast.com
“Conrad Hilton, Brother of Paris, Gets Probation for Taking Ex-girlfriend’s Father’s Bentley” by City News Services for the LA Daily News
“Socialite Conrad Hilton’s Journey to the Dark Side” by Amy Zimmerman for the Daily Beast
“Paris is Bad? Meet Her Little Brother Conrad Hilton” by Nick Clark for the NZHerald.com
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| 0:42.8 | One semester of law school. |
| 0:45.0 | Dropped an undergraduate pre-law class. |
| 0:47.8 | Two experts. I'm Kristen Caruso. |
| 0:51.6 | I'm Darryl Pitts. Let's go to court. |
| 0:54.9 | On this episode, I'll talk about a bad pot of coffee. |
| 0:59.8 | And I'll be talking about one spoiled Hilton hotel air and I'm not talking about Paris or Niki. |
| 1:08.8 | Dan, well said, you barely stumbled over that last line and we did perfect unison on Let's Go to |
| 1:14.8 | Court. Did you forget the name of the podcast? |
| 1:16.8 | I forgot the name of the podcast. What is this again? I'm on so many podcasts. |
| 1:20.2 | This is called the Joe Rogan Experience. |
| 1:22.6 | Joe Rogan Experience. I've not been on that one before. |
| 1:25.1 | I'm looking forward to working with you, Joe. |
| 1:29.3 | Dad, welcome back. |
| 1:31.0 | Good to be back. It's been a few months and I have missed being on the podcast. Although, |
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