#131 | And the best part of that is you get Dragon Rice

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Though this episode appears to be a wandering mess, there is an important thread throughout which is: We need to be more responsible for ourselves and stop relying on others to solve our problems. Don’t call AAA. Don’t call the cops. Don’t wait for someone to come fix your flat tire. Bribe a tow truck to do it off the books. We also answer letters about child rape in the Catholic church, dads who go to Disneyland alone, bad marriages, and farting.

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0:00.0	And the best part of that is you get dragon rice
0:04.0	That's what guy the gym was saying to me today
0:08.1	And then someone else at the gym overheard that and he goes so was this guy fucking his aunt or over sister
0:15.7	Do you know what's going on there? Can you untangle that mess?
0:18.6	That sounds like the epitome of out of context stuff. I have no idea
0:24.2	Well, first of all you don't have your your your to the ground by the way as a person
0:30.1	I don't watch Game of Thrones, but apparently there was some big and this is a spoiler alert some big
0:35.8	Revelation where the two main guys are friends like they grew up together Batman and Robin basically
0:40.7	I mean Batman and Superman turn out to be friends and then the main guy goes wait a minute that means if I'm a
0:47.0	Targets Lee
0:48.6	then
0:49.9	Targalian then that means my girlfriend is actually my aunt. I've been fucking my aunt
0:55.6	So that was that
0:57.7	But I had to say that guy don't watch Game of Thrones and then the other reason I know all this is because I check Twitter moments
1:04.2	Regularly that's all I'm allowed to do on Twitter is look at the moments and by the way when you watch when you only check Twitter for Twitter moments
1:11.2	You realize what a shithole Twitter has become and what unbelievable pussies everyone is and they've gotten rid of anyone any sort of
1:20.9	antagonizers so it's just a bunch of
1:24.6	Moms it's just Barbara Streisand men too all men on Twitter right now sound like Barbara Streisand and the way they talk about Hillary
1:34.6	Still and the way they talk about Trump and the way they do this weird thing with black people where they
1:40.8	They idolize them in a really fetish is this fetishistic
1:46.6	It's it's it's a fetish the way they worship these black people and it just seems to me to be patronizing
1:52.4	Like they're a little cute little dragons
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