Tommy Chong, ladies and gentlemen, how are you sir?

I'm fine, man.

It's great to see you again, man.

You too, Joe.

I tell everybody that one of my first ever experiences with comedy recordings was listening to big bamboo when I was a kid.

My parents had it and they'd let us listen to it. We opened it up like a big old packet of rolling papers and pull out the albums back then

The actual record you know and so I've been a fan for a long time I can tell man. How are you? The lover of the weed. I'm fine man.

I couldn't be better. I'll be 81 Friday. Wow, that's amazing.

Does it sounds crazy to say?

Because I'm 51, that sounds crazy to say.

When I say it, I'm like, Jesus, is that true?

Fuck.

I'm 30 years older than you.

Wow. That's something.

But I feel good man, you know, all the systems that go again, you know,

and that makes a big difference in the life, you know.

Yeah. That's what I found out the fountain of

youth is the pussy that's it yeah that's all it is drink out of the

fountain of youth and you'll live forever really yeah. What about if you're gay? Well, I guess long pause. Yeah, I had to think about that one.

Well, I guess it might be dick for that. I guess it, no, no, it has to be the fountain. It has to be the fountain.

So even for gay folks, it's got to be pussy too?

Well, how long, what's the to living gay guy that you know?

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