130 - When Doves Cry

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie argue about doves at their wedding, a steak house incident, not going viral, and much more.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy.
0:21.3	Hi.
0:22.1	How are you doing?
0:23.1	I'm doing good.
0:24.3	I've been doing a bunch of wedding planning this week.
0:26.0	Sure.
0:27.6	I'm stepping on my wedding planning.
0:31.0	What do you mean?
0:32.2	I mean, I didn't realize this wedding was going to be a fight.
0:35.4	I didn't realize that marrying you was going to be a battle
0:39.1	i don't understand a pitched battle a bat i didn't realize i would have to claw and nail like a little
0:48.8	rat just to get my little piece of the wedding pie i look i want you to be involved in the planning.
0:55.0	Apparently you don't.
0:57.0	Apparently you'd like for me to go hide in the bathroom while you and you're
1:01.7	made of honor and all your female relatives plot against me and undermine me.
1:09.9	I look, I don't,
1:11.9	is this about,
1:12.9	what is,
1:13.2	I can't tell what this is about,
1:15.6	but I'm assuming it's about,
1:16.7	it's about your,
1:17.7	your plan with the doves.
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