#130: What's The Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Improv, Comedy, Music

5.0 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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On this episode, we talk about weird doctors, high school stories, Danny's weird dreams, Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Uh, yeah, you know what it is?
0:04.0	Yeah, Rose that grew from concrete.
0:07.0	Yeah, you already know what it does.
0:08.0	Check it out, yeah.
0:10.0	Uh, yeah.
0:11.0	Back when I was little, I was a little man slanger.
0:15.0	This song is a banger.
0:17.0	Used to eat chicken noodle suit with a clothes hanger.
0:19.0	Yeah, I used two for multiple uses.
0:22.7	I lost both of my twosys.
0:24.3	And my mom took him and sold them to the crackhead down the street when we was infuses.
0:28.4	Then I grew up slinging bitch's moms.
0:32.5	My one friend, I fucked his mom.
0:34.6	She was like, let me suck.
0:35.4	Then I took out my don.
0:36.9	And I said, bitch, go long.
0:38.3	Suck my fucking balls.
0:40.3	You ain't shit.
0:42.3	Stop fucking giving me calls unless you're going to buy my weed and suck these balls.
0:46.3	I'm out in the street.
0:47.3	Don't give a fuck.
0:48.3	You know what it is?
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