130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.
In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale drama and it's all out on the table. Angry Canadian geese terrorizing a neighborhood, Patti LaBelle wants her Tupperware back from Elton John, and some thoughts on the bestselling thriller The Silent Patient... from an up and coming author?! It’s a wild, chaotic ride—as always.
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➜ Kate Bueckert. “Ontario Students Terrorized by ‘angry’ Nesting Canada Geese Can’t Leave Their House.” CBC News, CBC/Radio Canada, 9 Apr. 2025.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Cambers, just a quick trigger warning here. |
| 0:02.9 | This episode contains discussion of a follicular unit extraction medical procedure, also known as a hair transplant, including details about my surgery. |
| 0:11.5 | If you're not into it, just fast forward to like 21 minutes. |
| 0:14.3 | It's still a great episode. |
| 0:15.4 | Love you. Let's get into it. |
| 0:17.6 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:20.1 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:22.8 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:24.3 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:25.7 | It's time to buckle up, pitch its head, and take a hike. |
| 0:28.4 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:30.4 | To prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya. |
| 0:32.9 | Weird news. |
| 0:33.7 | Hot gossip. |
| 0:34.7 | And scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:37.1 | So spooky. Is this podcast even about |
| 0:39.7 | camping? No, but it is camp. This is camp counselors. Hey, happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady |
| 0:51.2 | Birch. It is week 130 here at camp. And I just had the worst bagel of my life. |
| 0:59.6 | Do you want to? I don't want to start off ever an episode on the low. But it's on my heart. |
| 1:06.2 | And some would even call this my testimony. |
| 1:10.8 | You're toast my testimony. |
| 1:12.1 | You're toasted testimony. You guys have to acknowledge that whether, wherever you stand on the religious spectrum, |
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