13: Your Mom & Dad: Zach’s Bachelor FINALE!
Your Mom & Dad
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4.7 • 23.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2023
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
The day is finally here, Family! It’s the Bachelor Finale - and Your Mom and Dad are here to recap it! But first they announce what show they’ll be recapping next and share some thoughts as their wedding anniversary approaches (00:11:43)! Then they dive into Zach (00:30:13) and all their takes on this final episode and “After the Final Rose”! And of course, they wrap with a “Call Home” voicemail about a movie theatre date nightmare!
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:27.0 | Welcome home family. It's your mom and dad and welcome to our wedding. |
| 0:34.0 | The wedding episode. The wedding episode. Hi Lee, how are you? Good, how are you? |
| 0:40.0 | Do you like my veil? That's fantastic. What about Evan's wedding get-up? |
| 0:45.0 | It's transcendent drip. You know what? It's like this is like when you go, when you go, |
| 0:52.0 | oh my gosh, I got a Halloween thing to go to and then it's too late because you go |
| 0:57.0 | like a holiday store day of and then you then you have to just put piece together |
| 1:02.0 | some horrible look and then you go to the party people are like, what are you? |
| 1:05.0 | And you're like, well, what I am is I'm Jason but modern day while also |
| 1:13.0 | being an accountant, you're just like having to describe your look as no one understands what you work. |
| 1:17.0 | You're the bow tie. It's very Jason Maraz. If you're not watching YouTube, I have a, |
| 1:22.0 | you know, I would say a bow tie that is very traditional. |
| 1:27.0 | A large proportion. A white bow tie by the way. So it's kind of like, what's a white bow? |
| 1:32.0 | Like why don't you use a white bow tie? I think they do sometimes at weddings. |
| 1:36.0 | Okay, white bow tie with a, what originally was going to be a black top hat? |
| 1:41.0 | Like, right? Well, listen, I didn't, you know, I went to the party store |
| 1:45.0 | because we wanted to dress up like this is the wedding day. We have the rose petals. |
| 1:49.0 | We have the champagne glasses because we, when we were going into watching |
| 1:54.0 | this bachelor finale, we were like, is there going to be engagement? |
| 1:57.0 | You know, so we wanted to have a wedding energy coming into this episode. |
| 2:01.0 | So I went to the party store, got myself a nice little veil. |
| 2:04.0 | I'm looking very like Adam's family bride going on, but I could not find a top hat. |
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