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What's up everybody?

This is Janus Pappas, aka QKid.

You're listening to History Hyenas. What's up? What's up everybody?

How you doing by everybody? I mean, the hyenas out there that listen to these two hyenas, we're all fucking hyenas because all there is is nature's truth and hyenas represent that and we are fucking wild. I'm Janice Pappas. I'm Chris DiStefano. I got a clean colon because clean ass. People have been waiting all

week. Yo, people have been, thank you for all the messages. Thank you for the tweets. Chris the

teacher. Thank you for sending me pictures of your open asshole. They're now on the desk of the FBI.

So, no, but thank you so much for everybody who reached out. The kids colon's clean.

I had three polyps that were fine, that they cleaned out of my asshole.

Yeah.

And weren't even cancerous either.

Weren't even cancerous. And yeah, the why I was shooting blood? I don't know.

We have to talk to Dr. Nick, but I will post those shit picks on Patreon one of these days.

Well, you know, the American diet's just going to make your shit blood once in a while. That's kind of, I think that's what it was. It's just kind of what it is. Yeah. If you're born in the red, white, and blue, there's going to be some red and your poo. That's what it is. And maybe some blue. Yeah, maybe a little blue, too. A color, cause. Yeah, but it could be eating Plato. It's a nice feeling to have a clean colon, but, you know, now I'm having lower back

pain, so it's on to the next thing. On to the next thing. The anxiety, self-obsession puts you, oh, wow, what is this now? Do I get a tumor in my lower spine? Yeah. So. Yeah. Because, but it's, you know, it feels good.

You'll have a couple days of a high, though.

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