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The Hey, guys, welcome to episode 13 of Wickedly Weird with Jerry and Amanda. I'm Jerry. And I'm Amanda.

It's the same thing every week. I swear it is. It never changes. What do you want me to say?

I mean, you used to say Amanda occasionally. Amanda, I could be the man. I don't you call me the eyebrows.

I noticed you got your hair all pulled up and stuff.

And it's hot.

F in my house.

Oh, look at you with the language control.

I'm impressed.

I'm trying to focus my anger into a better place. It's really, it's

really, you're lucky because today was rough. Well, we'll talk about it after this episode because I

think, I think you're going to like this one. And you may have some knowledge of this story,

but I don't know that you'll know all the details. Wait, pause. Remind me to tell you about the zombie that I saw today. A zombie? I saw one in real life. I am, I cut, I had to pump gas and I cut the gas pumping short because he freaked me the fuck out. I was all set. I was done. I was like, oh, this isn't going to be a good day. And it was really foggy here today. And he came from the fog. He was making little zombie moves. And he was so white. He was so white. He was the whitest person I've ever seen in my whole life. He could see him from space. And he is coming down the street. He's like walking. Oh, I like how you say, I like how you say,

Rubin. in my whole life. He could see him from space. And he's coming down the street. He's like walking.

Oh, I like how you say, remind me to tell you the story. And then you go on to tell the story. Oh, yeah. It's okay. Listen. So he, so anyways, he's coming. It's going to be really, it's almost over. And he's like, and I was like, oh. And so like he walked past a bunch of kids.

He didn't eat them.

So I'm like, all right. That's a bonus, yeah. He's not fully turned. And so like I pump my back, my gas real quick. And I like wrap it up. And my hair on the back of my neck was standing up. I said this guy is up to no good, but he was like hunched over kind of like a zombie.

And he walks like a zombie.

And he's just, he's just. neck was standing up. I said, this guy is up to no good. But he was, like, hunched over kind of like a zombie.

And he walks like a zombie. And he's just, he's just, he was, he was just so white and bald and short and just, he was. That sounds a lot like me. It's not, it wasn't you. This was not you. He, dude, I'm not even kidding. And he was like hunched over like what?

And that's what he was doing.

And I was just like, oh, no. No, not today. I'm not, I'm not feeling this today. And I got my car and I left. It sounds like somebody that had a medical condition and I, and I feel bad that you thought bad of him.

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