Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?

If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.

Well, Sam, I barely made it into the show today because my magic mouse was dead. You know, this piece of shit that I hate. It was dead.

And so I had it plugged in, you know, upside down, rendering the mouse unusable.

So I'm really glad. I'm excited for the new one. I'm excited for my I'm active coming because, you know, I won't have that problem with the new mouse.

Really? No, they didn't fix the mouse. It's the same.

Yeah, it's been a couple of years with that design and probably has an aged well. Probably should have been changed like the second year or the third year or the fourth year.

But instead, we now have it in colors. I mean, I don't know where they would put it. I don't know where they would put the, I guess I see only place to put it unless they put no the side, maybe.

I just wanted to be different. That's all I'm saying. Welcome to Genius Bar episode 13. This episode is sponsored by Magic Spoon and Manscaped Sam.

Magic Spoon and Manscaped. Let's go guys. Sam. Yeah.

You wrecked your car. I wanted to bring that up. You wrecked you wrecked your car. And I thought that I needed to start just I just wanted to start the episode, you know, break the ice.

Because I couldn't like casually wait until like the mid middle of the episode or the end to be like, oh yeah, by the way, I forgot you wrecked your car.

I found out from Twitter. All right, we're supposed to be friends. We got like a show together. We, you know, we make money together. I thought that maybe that would, you know, earn me a text or something.

But no, I found out on Twitter. Sam, I found out that you wrecked your car on Twitter. How are you? Is your car dead? Are you dead?

I am financially dead, but I am physically alive and and well. And it was a very fun little Monday night surprise.

What happened? What happened? Dude, I'm such an idiot. I haven't talked about it all except to my my close friends just because like, except me.

I've seen that close friend. Let me finish the damn sentence, John, because I had seen you in person. Yeah. Okay.

Go on. Look at my face in the preview. I'm like, I've told my close friends that I saw that we're like, we also saw it on Twitter. And I was just like, you know what?

I'm going to make my life an open book. This will be an interesting tweet and like, why not monetize my accident.

So I was just coming back from my parents house. We had a wonderful dinner and I decided that my friend was going to face time me and wait what?

I would use the autopilot functionality on my car. And as you know, summers is when they love to do construction.

So when I, you know, went on, it was highway 55 in St. Louis, like going southbound. It was fine. There's no construction. And we went north obviously different side of the highway. And it was popping up in the and the left most to to most

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