Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda Lehan. Can't tell. And today we have a huge

awesome guest. We have call me Chris here today. That's me. Thank you for being here. Thank you

for having me. You're our first non-smosh guest, right? Oh really? You're our outsider. I feel so

important. You are so important. You're so important. I'm so happy to have you. It was

stoked to have you here. Oh well, we changed today. We're going to change you now. We're going to go

through all the beatings there. We're going to change. Yeah. Yeah. Essex vibes. Yeah, Essex. Yeah.

No, I do. I do. Thank you for having me. That's just I feel yeah. Of course. I was just like hiding

in here that I just made them do it. Yeah. Yeah. We did walk. We did walk into the studio today.

We turned on the lights and she was here. Very scared. That's what she is. Just call me Chris.

Just call me Chris. Okay. Okay. Okay. Before we started, I was telling you both about how today

almost went really badly. Yeah. I missed. Yeah. So we showed up here to the studio. I was getting

my laptop out of my bag. And I had it unfolded. I was like pulling it out. But I was holding it

with one hand like a pizza. Oh, yeah. And then I slip. Yeah. And I drop it onto our concrete floor

face down. No. No. And it lands. And I pick it up and the screen is black. And I and some people

were around like Courtney was nearby and she was like, is it broken? I was like, it looks broken.

Oh, no. I think it's broken. And then I press a button and it's turned. It's fine. But the edges

of my laptop, like the metal parts, huge skids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It chunked some metal off

the sides. You need to protect your layer on a laptop. Of course. Yeah. Protect your layer. Yeah.

A case. Yeah. A force field. It's something. Man. You don't have a case in your laptop.

If you're going to travel with your laptop, you need a case. Do you not have a case on your phone

or you're one of those people? Yeah. I have a case on my phone. Very slim. Very slim. I don't trust

with their literally. They're just ready for death. Yeah. Or maybe they're the safest people.

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