Let's be crystal fucking clear. I never once. Hey guys, welcome back. It's open

Tazza Burk Chrysler. For those of you who don't know, I just open up tabs throughout the

weekend and then I keep them open and then Wednesday I sit down with Halston and we go through

the tabs and we close them. I tell you what I've learned and I'll tell you one thing I've

learned, my friends are fucking dicks and they're liars. They are liars. They're giggling

fucking schoolgirl liars. You ever seen the show movie Mean Girls? Well, I'm Tina Fey.

Not, I think Tina Fey was the writer of it. She's a teacher and I think. Yeah, well, I'm

Tina Fey and I'm bringing those bitches to school right now. I never once ever said for

the record, hey, if I run the LA marathon, I'm gonna donate my money if I can do it. I said

I could do it. I knew I could do it. I knew I could do it without training the Mickey

Manel Jean flexed and I fucking shoved it in their faces and in a moment of defeat, two

losers who have no physical capabilities of keeping up to pace with me ever in their fucking

life at any fucking contest ever decided to team up and say a bourgeoisie who donated $10,000

to say to say fun. I'm not gonna even fucking name it because I don't want to sound like

I'm slandering the god damn place, but I don't want I do not want six children to die. I

don't want that. So this page right here, Bert wants six children to die, which by the

way, on a Ferris red to me, what's the matter? Screen recording. I'm skewer. I'm by

him. Fucking screen recording. Sorry, we didn't tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm screen

recording. So on a Ferris red to me. I'm gonna do on a Ferris podcast, unqualified yesterday,

which is fucking awesome. I'm fucking knocking up to tell you all the half of the stuff

I googled about on a Ferris. She's fucking amazing. I actually left it up, so I can't

really dodge it. She starts telling me like, you know, one of the things I love about you

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