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I Never Liked You

13. Gay Icons

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.8718 Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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This week's topic is Gay Icons! Follow Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Follow Matteo: ⁠https://linktr.ee/MatteoLane⁠ Produced by Chris Caso: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to you with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith. And today we're discussing gay icons. So me. Oh, wait.

0:11.4

I'd like to say your shirt is great. My shirt is a gay icon. Your shirt looks like my nana's China.

0:18.7

Well, your nana has great taste. What can I say? She kind of does. I got a private tour of the White House and it was very reminiscent of my nana's china well your nana has great taste what she kind of does i got a private

0:21.9

tour of the white house and it was very reminiscent of my nana everything was like red red carpeting

0:27.2

and then china you can't touch okay well your nana and i would get along swimmingly then you would

0:32.7

she thinks you're funny she watches all your videos my nana would be a great guy does she think i'm

0:36.5

funnier than you um no she loves me a lot more than she loves you.

0:41.3

But my non-o be a great gay icon.

0:43.3

She sits at home in her house coat.

0:45.3

She watches Judge Judy, but she knows all celebrity gossip.

0:48.3

So she's 87.

0:49.3

She reads every magazine.

0:51.3

When Anna Nicole Smith died, I got an emergency phone call from my non.

0:54.6

I picked up and said, what happened?

0:55.5

She goes, Anna Nicole Smith died.

0:56.4

I'm calling your cousin Kelly.

0:57.2

And she hung up.

0:58.4

So she knows everything.

0:59.6

And we're like, how do you?

1:00.2

She and I would get along very long.

1:01.4

Oh, she could talk to you about her favorite show is my thousand pound sister or the thousand pound twins.

1:07.5

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her favorite show. That a 90-day fiancé, she could watch hours and hours and hours.

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