Three. Hello, uh, welcome to the cult of conspiracy.

My name is Jonathan, and tonight we have a very special guest on.

It's a second time on the show.

His name's Clyde Jones.

How y'all doing everybody? Jonathan, don't tell me you bringing up them damn aliens because I got my hammer today.

Uh, no aliens tonight, sir. Although they are here, okay?

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, playing tricks on me already? I'm just saying you still ain't

wearing your damn Tim Fola hat yet man. I'm not freaking cooking a brisket.

The topic... I'm not freaking cooking a brisket. Uh, the topic tonight that is a very hot and heavy topic which most people are

converting to. If you haven't converted to yet, you will eventually convert to to and that is a flat earther.

What? Do you understand what flat earth is?

No. It's what you're sitting on. How? You ever seen a pile of dirt? Okay first off the only people

that know about the Earth being flat is fricking NASA okay? NASA is the only ones with the capabilities to go up into space.

It's all funded by the government, man.

They're taking $50 million of our tax dollars each and every day to fund this scam of a program do you believe in that

shit what are you talking about the American flag is on the moon you can't touch

the moon it's not a real physical place the American flag is stuck in the moon!

It's stuck in your ass because it's not on the moon.

Whoa, you call me a homosexual now.

Hey man, Teach is on and I wouldn't judge you either way.

This ain't no LBA, A,B-C community over here, you understand.

We're not trying to say the alphabet, we're talking about flat earth.

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