13: Finding Love In The Wild

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8 • 693 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Nigel describes what it’s like to have a “Plant Guy” come to his house to help manage his ever growing list of plants. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his new method in trying to find love…

0:00 - Sanitised influencers and Pimp My Woman

8:30 - Dressing up neighbours to look friendly

15:00 - Nigel’s new technique for picking up women

20:44 - The definition of “Plant Guy” and potentially using hook ups to take care of his plants

31:25 - Reasons why Chinese students study in the UK and the importance of your movie being a hit in China

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Transcript

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0:00.0	If you need to approach a woman, always approach from behind.
0:03.1	Okay?
0:03.6	That's when women feel the safest.
0:05.6	You have to surprise them.
0:06.7	You have to surprise them.
0:09.6	Women love surprises.
0:10.9	I don't even know this.
0:11.9	So that's what I'm saying, surprise them by just walking really close behind them.
0:16.2	And you yell, surprise.
0:23.9	Hello, hello, and welcome back to Haya podcast.
0:28.5	I'm Nigel Ung.
0:29.7	My producer, Matt, is here as usual, looking a bit rough today.
0:34.1	Looking a bit rough.
0:35.5	That's why he has a cap on.
0:36.9	He's allowed to say that because I said beforehand,
0:39.0	like, can we make sure I'm in darkness today?
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:41.6	I haven't showered for like two days.
0:43.4	I've been making a short feel.
0:44.4	You never shower for two days?
0:45.9	My God.
0:46.8	I did yesterday, but we were doing like 12 hour days.
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