Hey, hey, you know what a wonderful kind of day

You could learn to work and play

And get along with each other

Steven, if someone calls me, I am a man

Steven, and my secret whisper screams a bell

Now, it's time for the Motor City Mediac, the wit from the mid

The Great Lakes Grandmaster, the Motown Madman, the Mittens, Killer Kid

We ran out of nicknames

You're listening to Lauder with Crowder

Good day to you listening, of course, all across Michigan

Online and for so thrilled now, Anchorage, Alaska, of all places

Has picked up this program, as always, the most disrespectful producer slash sidekick in radio in subordinate fundip dan

Good morning, Alaska, good morning, Ferndale, good morning, Florida

No, Alaska is not morning, they get in the afternoon

Well, they might be, listen to this again tomorrow morning on your recorder

There you go, no, Alaska, of all things

By the way, I'm coming in a fine right on this microphone

Well, you're adequate, you still don't sound as good as I do

Of course, I never do, I never do fundip, this is a busy week

Busy weeks, we've got Hillary Clinton scandal, surprise

Got Benjamin Netanyahu, he don't take no crepes, and then we've got the LA

Our morning coffee, hit in early this morning, you should have seen or heard the rush before we went on air

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