#13: Desus Nice

A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal

ItsTheReal

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4.8 • 817 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Our guest this week on A Waste of Time with ItsTheReal is The Bronx's own Desus Nice, who after mastering Twitter has become the face of MTV2 via his appearances on Guy Code, Joking Off and Uncommon Sense with his comedic partner The Kid Mero. Desus stopped by the Upper West Side, and we talked his days on the Rocafella street team, his time spent working for porn distributors, and the most White situation he's ever been in. We also discussed why he no longer has Big Pun's autograph, the best excuses to give your landlord when the rent is late, and how he was wrongly arrested and charged with a felony. Enjoy this episode, and join us as we convert to Jews for Desus.If you've got a car and a license, put 'em both to work for you and start earning serious, life-changing money today. Sign up to drive with Uber. Visit http://www.DriveWithUber.comThis episode is also brought to you by Warby Parker eyewear. Get boutique-quality, classically crafted eyewear, including sunglasses at revolutionary prices. For a free Home-Try-On of five stylish frames of your choice plus free three-day shipping, go to http://WarbyParker.com/itsthereal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Sideshow Network.
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0:28.8	Yo what up it's Eric, a.k.a. run on sentences, aka fuck up some commas. Yo what up is Jeff, aka organic bicycles, aka Brooklyn's finest.
0:35.9	AKA what up. Does Deezer's nice? A.k.a. Yon Chippoly.
0:38.3	A.k.a. Pockaste, Fat, like, Terrio.
0:40.5	Yeah, and this is a waste of time with this. The real. Bout, da, da, da, bra. Bada. All right. So, last week, we had DJ Clark hands on. Yes. We went viral? Yeah, we went widespread.
0:52.3	He talked about having uh how j z diss
0:56.3	tupac right before he died yeah this unreleased disc track and it got like crazy traction
1:01.1	all around the internet and so now we need you to beat that yeah that's right i have an
1:05.1	unreleased j z this track oh shit oh man are you gonna perform it before he dies i'm trying to
1:09.8	get it on title i'm trying to get all the money from both ways.
1:12.9	I want to get money from him and dis him.
1:14.9	It was like a remix.
1:15.9	Remember where MC Hammer chased him through the woods?
1:17.6	Yeah.
1:17.9	Like, I hopped on that.
1:18.8	Oh, wow.
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