This is a headgum podcast. The Welcome to the HeadGum Podcast Best Behavior Edition. This week it's no games, no fucking around. We've got Micah Hurwitz with us, which means that we've got to really kind of up our game a little bit.

He's wearing a headband, He's wearing a statement piece shirt.

Yeah, that's true.

Jake is... You got dressed up for this.

Jake is sleeveless in Seattle, so he kind of flew cross country during a global pandemic,

guns out, funds out, as in we're not going to have

any fun this episode, best.

No mask, because I flew private on Lufthansa.

On what?

I flew Lufthansa.

Put your arms down, we got it. I can't put them down because I've really hurt my shoulder when I raise them up.

Sorry I asked. Mike, have you heard this show at all or no? No, going in blind.

Yes, you are. What do you mean? Yes, I am.

Going in blind? More like going in with a rind, as in watermelons in season,

a mere take it away.

You haven't even said my name yet two minutes deep you introduced me by saying

watermelon in rind is in season we've got take it away we've got micaah Hurwitz here. We've got Jake Hurwitz, the Hurwitz

Twins, and we have Amir Blumenthal. Micah, basically what the show is usually, it's a series of conversation enders.

My dad asked me what the show, how it was different than review review, and I said it's basically

a talk show hosted by the worst host in history.

But I wanted to kind of get my act together for you and for the listeners this episode.

So I'm gonna try my best to keep it even killed and not off kilter not right of center.

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