Welcome to Legends of Aventress.

Are you dangerously unintended adult with unprocessed trauma and pockets full of cash?

Then get lost! On purpose! At the local cheese!

Everybody do backflips into a ball pit full of soda cans.

Woo!

We've got pizza, we've got taxidermy games, we've got authentic scripted events with beings that can't leave.

Everyone run from the living vending machine.

Oh, oh my God!

And the local cheese is going corporate.

New attractions, new mystery sauces, every item deep fried and pure, unfiltered bathroom grease.

And as many beers as you can consume before the staff takes notice, that number is still too.

Everyone arm wrestles animatronics.

Somebody throats up.

The local cheese where the walls are wet, the rules are loaded,

and every night is an escape room with no exit.

Cheese, cheese, we obey, please, oh please don't make a stay.

The local cheese is not liable for echo duplicates,

meat sweat hallucinations, arcade marriage, or participation in the lottery ties. Nightlock may engage without warning at any moment. All events are legally dreams.

Well done. That was great. That was your best one yet. Before we dive in, we have a new character at the table that we need to roll and generate and create. Oh my God.

So we're going to go through the character creation process before we dive into the what happened last time at the local cheese.

So why don't we start by you introducing the name of your character and maybe a little bit what you look like?

Okay, so my character's name is Tiffany.

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