Welcome to Legends of Aventris.

What happened last time on 13 beers at the local cheese, you may ask?

We...

I mean, TLDR, they went to the local cheese and they got kicked out.

They were banned.

They were banned for their activities. They were banned for their debauchery.

There's some of it. You missed the part where some of us died. I'll get there. I'll get there. You're starting the part we got kicked down. I think that that is important. You skipped all of this. We're starting at the end and we're doing one of those, you're probably wondering how I got here.

Oh, oh, apologies.

I'm starting here because you were banned.

The maximum amount that any manager at the 13, at the local cheese can ban someone for one week.

Actually six days, 26 days and 23 hours. Six days and 23 hours.

Six days and 23 hours.

Let's start at the very beginning.

You all met at a parking lot to enjoy a humble and sober night at the local cheese.

Very sober.

This gang, never.

You walked inside, you got some food, you got some beers.

You started to approach that limit right out of the gate.

You got drunk. You were influenced by the magical beer power of the local cheese.

You fought some meatheads. They were very aggressive.

Actually, I believe they were aggressive because Knuckles here was transformed into a monkey.

Yeah, but didn't Annie cut one of their heads?

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