Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94. My name's Andrew Hunter-Murray, but I am not hosting

this week's episode. I am merely introducing a very special Christmasy bonus episode of page 94.

This is our annual private eye live from London's glittering West End spectacular show. This is a

night that was recorded a few days ago at the Shaftesbury

Theatre and it features all the very best gags from this year's Private Eye annual, which by the way,

still in shops if you can get your hands on one. They're very close to selling out, but it is a

terrific annual. This is a night where all the very best gags are brought to life by a crack

team of brilliant voices. So you're going to be hearing Harry Enfield, Lewis McLeod, Jan Ravens,

and the whole thing of course is helmed by Ian Heslop. So over to Ian right now. Without any further ado,

enjoy this little extra Christmas trade.

Okay.

We start with our notes and queries service in which we try and answer readers' questions

on very important subjects.

So notes and queries.

Six-year-old Kevin from Newport Pagnell

asks,

At this time of year, I, like a lot of children, wonder how it is possible for one man

with its gifts to fly around the world, being everywhere at once, bringing joy and harmony.

Could you explain? Well, Kevin, this is one of the miracles of Christmas,

and it's one that I hope you still believe in,

despite what cynical adults might say.

And actually, we've got the man himself here to answer your question.

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