What's up, Cousy Wazis? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas, Bad.

What's up, everybody? Before we get started, me and Chris got some dates we want to tell you about.

Go to Janus Pappas Comedy.com. Coming up right now, I'm going to be in Springfield, Massachusetts

on March 20th and 21st. Then I'll be in Boston. I'll be in Tampa. I'll be in Connecticut.

I'll be in Edmington.

And just go to my website.

And then we have, of course, history hyenas live March 19th, Gramercy Theater.

There's only a few tickets left for the second show.

First show is completely sold out.

And then, of course, Chrissy, we got a second show.

Yeah.

We're hitting Connecticut. Yeah, we got a kid. Wall Street Theater, Norwalk, Connecticut, April 29th shows on a Wednesday. Not even coronavirus can fucking stop us. And then I got my live date. It's Christycom. Vancouver, Boston, Newark, New Jersey, Indianapolis, Philadelphia, Providence, just come, and then Aladdin Theater and Neptune Theater in October in Seattle and

Portland, late October if we're all still alive. So check us out. What's up everybody?

Our numbers have quadrupled this week

Because everybody's at home listening to a podcast Because you've got to stay off the streets. We have a very special guest today. Of course, it's me, Yannis Pappas, Yanni Long Days. I'm sitting across from Clarice Chrissy. Yeah. Chrissy Clarice. Chrissy Pee Coates. We have a very special guest today. Comedian, one of the funniest comedians to ever do comedy, in my humble opinion. one of the funniest comedians to ever do comedy in my humble opinion one of

the funniest comedians doing comedy now uh we were going to talk about the women's suffrage

movement that was the historical topic we were going with but we realized when she came in here

that we really owe it to you guys that she happens to be a coronavirus expert expert in diseases the spreading of infectious diseases so since coronavirus is now become an epidemic uh it's just a coincidence that jessica kiersen's here and we're going to push aside women's suffrage and we're going to talk about coronavirus and what you guys can do to prevent it how it it starts, what the history of the disease is. So everybody welcome Jessica Kierston.

I, Jessica. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you, Jessica. Now, we, that's Mike, and we have a mic for your pussy, too. Yeah, if you need that as well. Oh, it's inside. Okay. Yeah, just want to make sure you know. No, it's, I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere inside. Now, we understand that you, um, have sex, uh, with women. Yeah. I mean, I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere inside. Now, we understand that you have sex with women. Yeah. I mean, I don't have sex anymore, but yes, for years, I've had sex with women. Now, I live in Bay Ridge, which is a, it's funny how when you're a, when you're a lesbian or a straight guy and you get in a relationship, you both end up having the same sexuality. I'm a straight man. It's just asexual, yeah.

Now, I live in Bay Ridge, I live in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, which is very old school conservative neighborhood and what they've been saying now about the coronavirus and it's a journal expert, I want to know. The Chinese did it. Right. Is that the Chinese did it, which is something we knew, is that, is that much like how in the 80s, when AIDS came out,

they said it's just the, it's only for the gays, is coronavirus just for the gays?

No, well, coronavirus was started by the Asians to kill the Jews.

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