meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
We're Here to Help

129: I'm a Hoot and a Half

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone land on a go-to drink order. Finally, Gareth and Jon Gabrus help a caller navigate hosting a birthday roast. 


Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].

MERCH: heretohelppod.com

INSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPod

TIKTOK: @HereToHelpPod

If you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.

Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm 

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

And we're, two, out.

0:03.5

Beer, Two, Out.

0:06.7

And we are.

0:22.0

I'm back.

0:23.6

Garfman.

0:24.7

Jake.

0:25.2

What's your Mount Rushmore of this show, favorite calls?

0:28.7

Ooh, that's tough.

0:29.8

And if you can't remember specifics, type of calls?

0:33.4

I definitely think the, what was it, Mr. H?

0:37.1

Is that the guy's name? Oh, hot takes. Hot takes.

0:39.7

Yeah, that was great. The boob funeral. Oh, yeah. Uh, was a real pitch machine. I also like,

0:48.0

I like the calls and the caller. I mean, I'm not trying to encourage this. I like when people are like, yeah, like, that was great.

0:56.0

And it's quick.

0:56.8

I also like, there are some where we've been on the phone for 50 minutes,

1:02.5

and we're both like, sir, we have nothing left to give you.

1:07.6

The doctor just did that to us.

1:09.8

He was the most recent.

1:10.8

Remember the hard boiled egg doctor?

1:11.9

Yes.

1:12.6

Yes.

1:13.0

Where we would go like, then you would go, yeah, and we'd be like, okay.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.