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We're Here to Help

130: I'm a Dog, You're a Lady. Relax

We're Here to Help

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Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We're Here to Help theme song composer Oliver Ralli chat with someone who has a question about the song. Finally, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus help a caller with a neighbor playing clarinet outside. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets.

0:08.9

That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money.

0:12.3

Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.

0:15.3

Beer, one, two out.

0:18.5

Beer, yeah, two out. Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, yeah, one, one, we're back. And we are back. Kevin, who has been a guest on this show that you thought just nailed the premise.

0:45.0

We're not talking best. We're not talking funniest, but just like this very specific show,

0:50.7

this specific thing. Who just came in and went like, that's right, that's their show.

0:55.6

Caller said, my husband wants to befriend a crow, and I don't know what to do about, there's a lot

1:03.9

of, like, weird, we're just talking about animal stuff, but like, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of great,

1:09.6

just, I think what was so fun about,

1:12.1

what has been so fun about this is,

1:14.2

in the early days, as we've talked about people going like,

1:17.0

I don't, my, help me through this divorce

1:19.2

and we're like, not the right show.

1:20.5

And then there was a moment where you saw people go like,

1:23.3

oh, I have like a weird pocket.

1:26.0

And then we started to hit a really good groove that I think we've just been maintaining the whole time.

1:31.6

Where it's like, here's my weird.

1:34.1

I have two hairdressers and I need to break up with one of them.

1:37.3

And it's like, let's go.

1:38.1

Tell us every single detail.

1:40.2

The Chicago rat hole problem.

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