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You know how the show goes that intro music starts and then you know when to come in.

Now entering the bad Christian podcast.

Here we go.

What's up, Wendy City bitches?

Whoa!

He's a natural, ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Brian and I'm here to set the tone for the show.

For all the listeners who aren't here, let me set the scene.

We are in a very small apartment in north side Chicago and there's people sitting outside,

standing in the kitchen.

Everyone's getting real hot because it's really hot in here.

Tonight, we are going to take questions from the live audience and find out some dark secrets.

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