#129: A Diaper and a Sash

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Let’s take a shot because we are (20)21 now! Happy New Year! We have no resolutions and we will NEVER evolve! This episode starts with a dead stop and introduces our new classic character-Small Bill! We also have a sneeze in space, office gossip, and a new job for the Radio City Rocketts. New year-same ol’ us!

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:08.5	This is our last recording of the year.
0:12.9	I have an idea for an opening.
0:17.1	Oh, Aaron Adles already got it.
0:19.6	Oh.
0:20.6	Oh, yeah, this is for sure.
0:23.2	Oh, please go for it.
0:25.0	Well, let's just melt down gold and turn it into fucking glass idiots.
0:31.2	That's how gold works, idiots.
0:34.8	Glass is just heated up gold.
0:36.1	No, it's the other way around, idiots.
0:38.3	Can I get two shots of tequila, please?
1:03.1	I'm with my friend, 2000s, and she's 21 today, like this week.
1:07.7	This is a Boston market.
1:11.0	Okay, absolutely.
1:12.0	So I guess I'll also take some mashed potatoes with those shots.
1:15.4	Now we're talking.
1:16.4	Okay, did you want top shelf or bottom shelf mashed potatoes?
1:19.2	Oh, definitely top shelf mashed potatoes, bottom shelf, everything else.
1:24.0	Okay, here we go.
1:25.8	And it's just like cold sun creamery.
1:28.0	Will you sing if we tip you?
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