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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1286 - Anthony Jeselnik

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His new special "Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward" will be available streaming on Netflix on April 30. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Two, one. Yeha! Hello Anthony Jesselneck, how are you, sir?

0:06.7

Great Joe. Good to see it.

0:07.8

What's going on, buddy? Are you fully committed to the beard now?

0:10.8

Yeah, I want to keep it as long as I can. Are you going to go mountain man?

0:14.0

Or you just trim? Do you trim a little? I trim it a little bit. I just like the lady who cuts my hair,

0:19.7

trims it every like four weeks when I go in for a haircut but I don't touch it at all.

0:23.7

I'm afraid if I tried to trim it I would just ruin it but I love having a beard.

0:29.7

Why do you love having a beard?

0:30.7

It is like it's like sunglasses for the bottom half of your face. You know what I mean?

0:35.1

Hide from the world. Kind of, yeah. It like me, it chills me out a little more.

0:39.3

Mm. Yeah. Especially on stage, like when I'm on the lights, you know, and my lip would start to get a little

0:48.0

bit sweaty.

0:49.0

And then I'm thinking about my lip and I'm like, should I wipe this, should I should I move it then I start to sweat more but

0:54.6

now that I have the beard and mustache my lip gets a little sweaty you can't tell so I

0:58.5

don't get more anxious.

1:00.3

Interesting yeah so you used to like think boy there's a little couple of beads on an upper lip.

1:06.0

Yeah and I'm like can they see it should I wipe is it like is it too much if I'm wiping like I drives me crazy.

1:11.6

You know it gets me boogers if I think I have a booger like what is going on with my nose what is that is that a

1:17.2

booger shit can they see that oh I check for sure before I go on stage

1:20.9

there's always a booger check but I'm so animated and I'm always yelling and screaming.

1:26.0

I'm always worried that something is like hanging off the tip of my nose.

1:29.1

And the people in the front reel can't even enjoy it like, what the fuck, man, man your nose bro. Never had that I've had like

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