Hello, and you are listening to the dollop. This is a biweekly podcast and I read.

Are you okay? I don't know. I just don't really feel like doing this.

What? Just a dollop reading you a story. Do you want, I'm just over it, you know what I mean?

I'm tired of reading and you just sitting there.

Okay, well you're getting mean for sure. Okay, it's just do you want,

you want me to do one? Well that yeah. Okay. Is that all right if you do one? Yeah, that's fine.

You want to do a reverse dollop? Can you? David. What do you think of his paper?

Oh, I didn't see that on your leg. So this week is when I read a story about American history

to my friend David Anthony who knows nothing about it. There we go. God, you want to look

here to do? I'll do one bottle. People say this is funny. Not Gary Garrett. Dave okay.

Someone or something is tickling people. Is it far fine? And this is not going to come

to tickle your podcast. Okay. You are Queen Fakie of made up town. All hail Queen

Shit of my veil. A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingle and do my friend.

No, I see my friend. No, no.

The dawn of man. What? The dawn of man? Well, you know, somewhere around it. Fuck me, holy

shit. Despite some disagreement on evolution, time has proven that man did indeed come from ape.

I'm going to have to disagree with you. That's an issue. That does not seem right. You believe

a man. Well, God created this. You believe a man in the sky, put a bunch of little ingredients

into a cauldron. Yeah, a magic, a magic sky man. Okay. Okay. So then I'll change this.

Despite some ridiculous agreement on evolution, humans and chimps differ by just over 1% of their DNA.

That's it. That's it. Very close. Chimps are actually closer to humans than chimps are to gorillas.

So they're more like really. They're gorillas. They're gorillas. They're fucking idiots. We're both

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