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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1279 - Jessimae Peluso

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Jessimae Peluso is a stand-up comedian and television personality. Checkout her podcast called "Sharp Tongue" available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Last chance for romance here, otherwise we're just going to film and then put it up.

0:07.8

Is it live? Really? I centered my she. You made it happen. We've been having problems with our tricaster

0:14.5

but doesn't want to try. It's like not today every third show it doesn't

0:20.4

I'm tired. I centered the chido. I sent the energy.

0:24.0

Dude you made it happen. This is a rare wake and bake day. I don't do this. You don't? No, no, I get

0:29.8

shit done first usually. Can you not get shit done when you wake and bake? I kind of

0:33.9

fuck off things if I get if I get high at 9 o'clock in the morning like a

0:38.2

agh what's important really? I get stuff done. Really? Yeah I have like you know I'll do like my

0:46.0

cup of coffee in a joint and I'll get some stuff done. I joke that it's like it makes me

0:49.6

super motivated to do not a goddamn thing but I get stuff done I mean all the stuff I

0:54.7

get done is I like vacuum seven times. I clean my apartment like four times

0:59.6

the other day. That's a meth thing you sure someone's not slipping meth

1:02.2

into your read. Let's not put all the rumors out there now, but you got any?

1:06.0

Eddie Bravo used to say that about girls.

1:08.0

If he was dating a glass, Eddie used to work at a strip club and he dated a lot of the gals that were performers there and he said you

1:14.5

really know when a girl's a meth head because you go over a house and it's always clean.

1:17.5

She's always clean and they can never clean enough.

1:20.5

Maybe I'm a meth head or just a Virgo. Apparently it's speed freak's not meth head. I'm sorry, speed freaks. When people are on speed.

1:27.0

Maybe coffee is the thing that does that to me and then I just get focused from the weed.

1:30.0

There's not one ounce of dog hair in my house.

1:32.0

Really?

1:33.0

That's just fresh.

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