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Green is the color of spring, the color of new life, the color of

new life, the color of eternal renewal. The color green signifies the changing of the seasons.

From the naked lady trees of winter to the new bile fertile green patches of rebirth in April.

The musky scent of buds bursting fills the air in spring, turning men's

thoughts to those of copulation. For it is in spring when we can drop our pants and pursue

with reckless abandon all that we desire.

Being mindful of course that without another consenting partner,

we may indeed spend our spring and summer at a county lockup waiting to be judged by a jury of our peers.

Yes, spring is a time we all cherish as loins swell and bosoms heave with the singular knowledge that we are put on this

earth for no other reason than to do it.

There is one shade of green, however, that radiates unlike any other, and that shade of green

can be found in the coveted master's green jacket.

Today, boys and men, and some in in between will begin their scuffle at Augusta National Golf Club

where colors still matters.

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