It is Tuesday, June 19th, 2018, and this is episode 127 of Backside of Magic.

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This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, how's summer?

That's a good question.

I guess it is warm and in the middle of the calendar year.

Let me turn the tables and ask you a question. Since you're back from vacation, what's better? Being on vacation or being home back in the cruel reality that is everyday life.

Well, it's a tough one.

I'm going to go with vacation.

Unpopular opinion, alert.

Okay.

No, I'm just kidding in a way that's not terribly amusing.

Of course, I agree with you.

You know, it's that first, like, day or two when you get back, when you have to catch up on everything that you've ignored, you know, emails and family.

Oh, no, you were with them.

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