Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse and his new player has joined a podcast about the video games

people loving why they love them and today we are a couple of creepos we're a couple of

creepos moving real slow creepily open doors we got we got keys, carrying some drugs on us.

We are janitor slash Navy SEALs slash, I don't, slash, uh, we're authors from the 1920s.

We're all also damsels and distresses while also

being heroes. If you haven't figured it out by now because these hints are

fucking giving it away. We're talking about

resident evil today, the survival horror classic and genre defining game.

Something very funny about being a badass Navy seal,

running away from dogs, still acting badass but still pleading with somebody to come save you.

It's quite interesting.

Something very funny about being a badass Navy still with a shotgun and getting to a door and going,

man, how do I get past this?

I don't know dude, you got a shotgun.

You got a shotgun.

Have you considered using this shotgun?

I would use a shotgun for everything.

I, that's how I cut my meat.

People do not like going on to eat with me.

Unless I'm in Texas, in which case they're like,

Hell yeah, meat and a shotgun.

Let's do this.

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