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Misery Loves Company

127 - Penalty Kick Pussy

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

Comedycellar, Comicstriplive, Comedy Interviews, Comedypodcast, Brianmccarthy, Miserypodcast, Comedy, Kevinbrennan

4.1608 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Brian's friend Desmond joins us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about massaging old Jewish men, why show business parents are the worst and what El Chapo's been up to. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker and support the show at patreon.com/mlcpodcast

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0:00.0

Backer, you're all right.

0:03.0

Yeah.

0:24.5

You'd already be blowing You're so drunk

0:26.6

He's so drunk

0:27.5

He wanted extra bad

0:29.2

You know what I had I had four glasses of wine at lunch

0:32.2

But then I had an Irish coffee

0:35.3

Which I don't really drink caffeine

0:37.2

So the Irish coffee kind of Will kick in the alcohol a little bit and kind of picks it up.

0:42.3

A little afternoon speedball.

0:43.8

Yeah, afternoon speedball.

0:45.3

Why would you do with your daughter's juggling?

0:48.1

Hey!

0:49.6

All right.

0:50.4

Who's going to move?

0:51.2

I'll move.

0:52.1

He's a tall, he's a tall, black dude. Yeah. He's not a, you were, yeah, he was there. Yeah, he's not very. He's not a black comedian because a black comedian would give, you know, they'd give it back. So you, if you give it back, you are known as a bottom in the gay community. That is not true. You're top.

1:11.8

If Brian was gay, if Brian was gay, what would be like, he would be like a one?

1:18.1

I think Brian would be like a three.

1:20.3

Okay.

1:20.7

Well, I know he's buying alcohol, but Brian's a one.

1:24.6

Brian likes to advertise his penis size, which is a lie. He embellishes all the time. You've actually seen it? I've seen it. I've actually seen it semi hard. Like, I'm waking up. Really? I guarantee you. Did we start the show yet? It's not all that. You guys woke up together? Well, no. He lived in, he was a roommate of mine. He lived in your mouth. He lived, he was a roommate of mine. And he came out with a semi once. And it was like not what he was talking about. Well, a semi is a lot different from a four. Not really. Not for a gay black man. He knows what a...

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