#127: My War on Christmas
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2015
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
2-My Parents were Cuban refugees so lets keep out those refugees & other disconnects
3-Jesus was a Middle Eastern Refugee
4-Blame it on Obama
5-Its called Intelligence for a reason
6-Shoutout to Derek B
7-Tis the season to start my war on Christmas. Hey I’m a traditionalist
8-Charlie Charlie Charlie
9-See you in Hollywood
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:08.5 | I'd like to welcome you to episode 127 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:14.8 | Obviously, the big story right now is Charlie Sheen is HIV positive, I'll get to that but I'm going to go |
| 0:23.2 | ahead and talk about terrorism and the attacks in France and the attack in Beirut which we didn't |
| 0:31.2 | really get the same coverage as France nor did the 147 Kenyan students killed back in April. |
| 0:38.3 | And now there's, you know, some question on the media as to why those other didn't get as, other attacks don't get as much attention. |
| 0:46.3 | And I think it's just because France is much closer to home, because the Europeans live our lifestyle or similar lifestyle to us. |
| 0:57.0 | We and Europeans are allies and lumped together in these terrorist threats from ISIS and any other terrorist group. |
| 1:06.0 | And, you know, European white people are in the U.S. |
| 1:10.0 | Now, it's very interesting that it's France because |
| 1:12.5 | if I remember 10 years ago, we were talking about freedom fries. Remember freedom fries? |
| 1:18.9 | Because we didn't want to call them French fries and all that nonsense. But, you know, we've evolved |
| 1:24.2 | since then, I hope we've kind of learned, and we're all in this world together. |
| 1:28.3 | And the France attacks were horrible. |
| 1:30.8 | And, you know, I could go on and on about that. |
| 1:34.3 | But we know. |
| 1:35.3 | Okay, we already know. |
| 1:36.7 | Now, very interesting, I don't know. |
| 1:41.1 | If it's interesting, is it surprising that there were the Republican presidential candidates |
| 1:46.8 | just shifted to asshole right after the attacks, just couldn't wait. |
| 1:50.9 | You had Newt Gingrich, not a candidate in this one, but in the last election, he did well, |
| 1:57.2 | got a TV show, and that's all they do this for. |
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