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God Awful Movies

127: Moment of Truth

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0

What if it was supposed to be a music number and then day of the shoot they realized that the black people weren't professional break dancers

0:10.5

They had just assumed that they were like alright Marshall. This is your opportunity was like

0:16.2

What are you doing?

0:23.2

What are you doing?

0:27.2

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop it.

0:37.2

Not awful. Movie.

0:46.2

Welcome back to the gamecast. We're each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's the only legal thing we're qualified to do. I'm your host Noah Luzzins and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right. Heath, welcome back. Glad those bones spurs are healing up nicely.

1:04.2

Thanks. No, no, no idea what that means, but I usually make a formulaic observation here.

1:11.2

So you want to go fuck themself?

1:14.2

Who's that every website that's a slideshow?

1:17.2

I fucking hate that. I just want to see like what Kelly Kempowski looks like now or whatever takes the fucking ever she's not even in it.

1:25.2

Bullshit. Fuck you. Amen, brother. Also you don't need to send us that D slideify website that displays everything into different corners of the screen as a way of quote unquote helping.

1:38.2

We get it. Thank you. That's also a pain in the ass. And by the way, that voice over there 81 miles to my right. That was my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:49.2

I'm pretty good. Hey, Facebook. You know what the worst way to advertise is a video in the middle of my video. That's the worst way to advertise. I'll never finish that video. Now be like we cured cancer. All you need is lemon and if a video starts to do that, I guess I die of cancer.

2:07.2

Actually, I am not reinforcing that behavior. Well, if if that is the start of a video, I don't give a fuck if there's an added and a not if I've seen quite a few of them videos. So yeah, but I get your point nonetheless. All right.

2:21.2

So got off a website's portion of the show is over for Forbes to it doesn't even go.

2:28.2

I'm going to sign up to what don't post an article that makes me buy a subscription.

2:38.2

Read it. I don't know. Or even shadows it over and gives me a quote of the day just giving I did I quit. Did I click on your fucking quote of the day? No. Yeah. Anyway.

2:49.2

So I never want the thing with the shadow of right never ever wanted it right exactly so we've done 127 of these movies.

2:57.2

I just want to talk about something else with you. We want to chat back and forth.

3:01.2

I really like our years ago. Yeah. Well, we do you ever think of that? How are we?

3:09.2

The other thing too, by the way, is that this movie's 26 minutes long and nothing happens. So get ready for a few diverse.

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