The inner city of LA.

Hey how are you everybody welcome to another episode of the Josh Platter Show.

The first ever episode released on our new daily or our new weekly release Wednesday is the new day that we release episodes.

Remember that folks I don't want to hear any bullshit in the chat about Tuesday and missing an episode. No it's Wednesdays now and it's the first ever away game here inside the guest digital students.

Oh first ever. Yeah first away game and we have a great guest Mark Normans here. How are you buddy. Hey put a tail down we're breaking hymns.

Good to be here. Good to see you buddy. It's been a while. Yeah it's the benefit a great while I'd imagine I can't remember the last that Braia or something like that. Maybe Braia before COVID.

Oh wow pre-COVID Braia that was a fun weekend and I think we met in Buffalo in 2015. Yeah it was like New Year's Day or something like that wasn't it or like New Year's weekend.

We got bombed and sell three tickets we all bombed and we got bombed after. Oh my god I got so drunk that I lost my car. That's right my car got towed. I forgot about that.

I parked it somewhere like in a school parking lot or something like that and then came out and the car was gone. Or we saw it like getting taken away or somebody like told us I don't remember but then somebody gave us a ride.

That's right. No Uber. Wow that's weird. So it's like we were fucked and then a guide just was like are you from the radio and I was like yes.

I was like get my truck. I remember you falling out of the bed at one point. Oh yeah.

The truck and you just rolled on the cement and got right up. You're like a little tank. Oh yeah you can't break you. I'm a plight I'm a little more rubbery.

I think you're already broken. Exactly. Exactly. You threw a pile of glass on the ground. It's going to still be a pile of glass. Also your glasses are like goggles. They're so thick that your face is protected.

That's actually by this that's on purpose because if I had an object come at me I need to have all the everyone's like oh you should get context. If I got context a ball hits me in the head I'm blind forever.

Yeah good point. So here we go. I got these protective things and if you know something in the wind is blowing. Yeah you're good.

You ever see gizz on my glasses.com. That's a classic. I used to love that one. I want to get a chick to squirt on my glasses.

Oh now we're talking. That's a sight. Squirt on my glasses. Yeah get that going there. Poor hub. I went down a girl once she squirted in my face and it was so cool.

That's the best. Yeah I didn't know they could do it from oral. It's a wild how many can do it. Yeah it's actually something where it's like oh I think they're learning how to do it.

Robots are becoming aware. They're figuring out that the pussy's can squirt now. Isn't it weird that like I grew up in the 80s and 90s and like you didn't hear one thing about squirting.

Or really anal was like this crazy thing. Now anal is like first date or you know you do it in church. Not just anal. It's like now the tongues in the ass like before you kiss.

Eaton ass. Yes burger. But now it's like squirt. It's almost like the the sun dried tomato. It wasn't here then one day it's just here.

Yeah. Now it's all we talk about. Yeah it's like the Atkins diet. Yes exactly exactly. But yeah no I mean anal was like this thing.

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