127 - Cigarette Teddy Bears
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
This week we are yapping about Zachariah’s TikTok summit trip to LA, dioramas, teddy bears made out of cigarettes, an unlicensed dentist running a full-blown dental practice out of her basement, bouquet tosses, and more!
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➜ “Noida Man Turns Cigarette Butts into Teddy Bears in Viral Video, Sparking Mixed Reaction: Watch: - Times of India.” The Times of India, TOI.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.8 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.6 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.6 | Welcome back, tweet, tweet to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.2 | That was unexpected. |
| 0:36.5 | It's week 127 here at camp yeah what kind of |
| 0:41.8 | birds are here let's list those real way so so cardinal yeah so cardinal do you think the camp is very |
| 0:49.4 | it's it's giving pine for me it's giving evergreen's giving maple. It's not giving sequoia. |
| 0:55.7 | Oh, we're done talking about the birds because I had, I was like, well, I thought about habitat, |
| 0:58.9 | habitationary. Habadastiary. Pines, you've got birches, obviously, which is, hey, I'm going to say |
| 1:04.8 | something shady. I think birches are possibly the ugliest trees. So fucking rude. |
| 1:11.2 | We're already starting out on a low. |
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