2 welcome H3 army. I am your leader and your dad

Food-pish Maximus. I say dad because now I am a dad speaking of dad. I'm here with the mom

Food-pish your your minim-minimish

Minimish

Hmm. What's your? No. I'm just a mom. What's your army name? Yeah, we are the army. Mom Army. Marm

Marm army. Dude, I have to tell you then just hit me with some smelling salt and I think I lost

The last brain cell that I have

Dance back there like with with smelling salt. Don't put this on me. This is Ian. This is an Ian

And they're like yo, you gotta smell this. I'm like alright and I feel like I've seriously lost my last brain

So they're like don't worry. It's harmless. I'm like, okay, and now I'm looking up to like oh, yes

Has an ammonia in it and it's toxic and you're not supposed to smell it more than once in your life

Or you'll get brain damage. Yeah, it's literally just ammonia

I don't know if there's anything else in it. Yeah Ian. How many times you hitting that bath salt? I mean

I'm maybe like once a day not too many. Are you serious?

Bro, you should not be doing that Ian. I'm just joking. I won't that's the second time ever really

Yeah, and let it be the last do you feel a little out of it because I feel a little out of it when I did that

Yeah, yeah, I'm a little low energy

Yeah, the idea is that you feel out of it before you try it too. That's why you try it. I was fine. Okay. I was fine

And now my head is swimming. I'm gonna try to get through this

bath salt style

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