127- ANTHONY WROTE BRENDAN A SPEECH

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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I THINK WE GOT TOO POLITICAL

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	A
0:07.0	A
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0:12.0	A
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0:16.0	A too many checks no we did all the right checks and balances so what was i going to talk about oh ms
0:36.5	that's a disease that's a disease you get in the river?
0:39.3	No, man, it's a degenerative disease. I'm not, uh... Yeah. You don't get it in the river. No. One of those you get in the river, though. That's like... tapeworms. TB. Meningitis. Oh yeah, meningitis you can get in the river or the shower.
0:37.3	Uh-huh.
0:37.7	It's like, I don't quite understand.
0:39.3	It's bad news if it's in your college.
0:41.6	Menigitis is like a... Yeah, managitis you can't get in the river or the shower. Uh-huh. It's like, I don't quite understand.
0:55.0	A water-based bacteria.
0:56.0	It's in your college.
0:57.3	Menangitis is like a, you get that from a cough on you, man. I don't get these. It's like a classic sickness, like the flu. I think you're thinking of laryngitis. I know menagitis. There's two different types, and I'll go through them right now if you like viral and bacterial.
0:54.2	So mono, that's like a middle school, high school disease.
0:57.3	In college.
0:58.2	I think you can with them right now. You know what's so weird? Viral and bacterial. So mono, that's like a middle school, high school disease. In college. Yeah. I think you can get it at any time. Well, no, I think you get it at any time. It just happens in colleges because dorms, like you have a bunch of kids living together. So it spreads easily, I believe. Oh, okay. Good Mono. I always missed out. I missed on Mono. I was always kind of upset about that. Yeah, because you weren't kissing women in high school. I know that. I would kiss my hand. You were unattractive. What do you would kiss your hand? I would go, I would kiss my hand to practice. I would put lipstick on the inside of my mom's lipstick on the inside of my hand and then I would and then I would talk I mean
1:45.5	this you know can I say this I'm the fingertips to jump in that legitimately I was thinking about this
1:49.2	yesterday I was thinking about what if one of your friends killed someone right like really killed
1:54.2	someone bad I was like clearly I would like I don't think you would kill anyone but But if you did, I would be like, the signs were all there.
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