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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1269 - Bryan Callen

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Summary

Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian, and together with Brendan Schaub he also hosts “The Fighter & The Kid” podcast on Spotify. His new stand up special "Complicated Apes" is now available to download various platforms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

5, 3, 3, 2, 1.

0:07.0

Yes, and we're live.

0:11.0

We are live. Brian Callin, we are live on the internet.

0:16.0

In Kashmir right now, everybody.

0:18.0

In Kashmir.

0:19.0

How come you don't wear watches?

0:20.0

You were just saying...

0:21.0

I don't, I was thinking of saying,

0:22.0

Brennan, I go, you could rob my house and there's nothing you'd find a value like there's not a fucking thing.

0:27.2

Still your car? Oh no!

0:30.2

But you wonder why you make money then? Yeah, well, you got a lot of money, right? I

0:38.1

probably like not work for years. Yeah, I have enough. I make money. But I never I was thinking about that too. I can I genuinely I did some soul searching about this because I watch how motivated Shab is. He's so buttoned down about his stuff, he's just always coming up with ideas.

0:54.6

I don't think I ever gave two fucks for real about fame or money, and I still don't, I have a very precarious relationship with that.

1:05.0

What I love is coming up with new ideas and writing new stand-up and, you know, like now,

1:11.0

having done the album now I got to come up with a whole new bag of tricks, that's a really

1:15.9

fun time.

1:16.9

I'm probably more happy or never as happy as when I'm on the road at some cafe somewhere coming up solving problems coming up with new ideas and surprising myself everything else you know

1:28.3

and I like hanging with my boys and laughing and like having a nice house do you get any pleasure out of having a nice house? Yeah, but I could live, I have lived in rudimentary places and I have, I don't notice.

1:41.0

Yeah, I noticed that when I first started making money you get everything gets normal

1:46.9

Like this is your house wake up it's normal you know what doesn't change what always makes you feel good is views I was about to say that

1:54.4

I can't believe you just said that a view is not underrated no views are

1:58.8

views are very underrated I think so interesting you say that I just said that. You know who else

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