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The Makeshift Podcast

#126 ZACH DRINKS BREAST MILK?!

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8559 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The invention of breast milk flavored ice cream, announcing our brand new music channel 'Makeshift Music', will TikTok actually get banned again, what happened to the Hawk Tuah girl, and more!

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0:00 BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!

2:01 INTRODUCING, MAKESHIFT MUSIC!

5:38 IS TIKTOK GETTING BANNED AGAIN?

9:10 WHAT IS THE BEST DAY IN SPORTS?

11:21 HOW MANY DONUTS ARE YOU EATING?

14:41 KEEP 3 SPORTING EVENTS!

18:06 DID YOU GROW UP RICH OR NOT?

22:36 WHICH WORLD LANDMARK IS OLDER?

24:49 WHAT HAPPENED TO HAWK TUA?

27:57 10 UNBREAKABLE LEBRON RECORDS!

31:03 WILD DOG OR HAVE AN OWNER?

34:54 ALL SONG BY PITBULL OR ALL PITBULL SONGS?

37:29 $5 MILLION BUT YOU DIE WITH A SECRET WORD!

41:09 PAINTINGS MADE BY AN ARTIST OR A CHILD?

44:27 OREO PERSONALITY QUIZ!

47:14 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!

48:24 BRIAN’S BIRTHDAY MONOLOGUE!

Transcript

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0:00.0

They invented a breast milk flavored ice cream.

0:02.4

That's disgusting.

0:04.5

It's not that as gross as you think. You've tried it? No, it's not like actual breast milk. You drink breast milk. No, I don't. You like drinking breast milk. Who's breast milk would I drink? I don't know. You brought it up. I'm just saying. Frida, a baby brand, is releasing a breast milk flavored ice cream. And you tried it. I haven't tried it yet.

0:21.3

No, it releases in nine months,

0:22.7

which I thought was...

0:22.9

But you dream about it at night.

0:24.0

I don't tried it yet.

0:21.3

No, it releases in nine months.

0:39.6

But you dream about it at night. I don't dream about it. I don't do that. It releases in nine months, which I thought was funny because like pregnancy is like nine months. So they dropped and announced this like last week. So nine months from now, I think in December. What does breast milk taste like? It's sweet, nutty, salty, and includes nutrients found in real breast milk. So you do know what it tastes like.

0:41.1

I don in December. What does breast milk taste like? It's sweet, nutty, salty, and includes nutrients found in real breast milk.

0:39.6

So you do know what it tastes like. I don't know what it tastes like. There's anyone in this world to think that drinks breast milk, I feel like it's people are going to target me. Yeah, because you do. No, not, no. You couldn't even get that sentence out because you're freaking out right now. You don't want to make the news.

0:52.4

I'm the one that brought up the topic.

0:53.7

Exactly.

0:54.3

That's,

0:54.7

no.

0:54.8

Because you're obsessed with it.

0:55.8

I don't,

0:56.2

I don't understand this concept.

0:57.8

I don't,

0:58.0

I don't want to make the news. I'm the one that brought up the topic. Exactly.

0:54.8

That's no. Because you're obsessed with it.

0:55.8

I don't, I don't understand this concept.

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