#126 - Worst Helmets in the NFL, QB Carousel Trust Tree & Top Non-QB Storylines

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🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Chris is back from vacation, and he and Ahmed dive into the offseason with some QB carousel talk and the worst helmets in the NFL. (4:20) QB Carousel Trust Tree: Chris ranks Dak Prescott & the other (possibly) available QBs he trusts most (6:00) Does Simms trust Tom Brady more than Drew Brees? (9:25) Would you rather have Teddy Bridgewater or Taysom Hill this season? (16:30) Ryan Tannehill places high in the tree. Marcus Mariota...not so much. (20:20) Should Jameis Winston be guaranteed a starting job somewhere in 2020? (24:40) Would Chris rather trade for Matthew Stafford or Cam Newton? (31:00) Biggest Non-QB Offseason Storylines (33:05) Chris Jones may be the best player available in free agency (35:30) Are Amari Cooper & AJ Green going to get tagged? (38:40) Is a surprise trade coming for Jalen Ramsey? (42:40) The 49ers have some tough decisions to make (47:30) Will the Raiders, Rams & Chargers making a splash move for their new stadium? (54:20) Ahmed reveals the Top 5 Worst NFL Helmets (57:40) Were the Bengals named after a stove? (1:03:00) Chris gives his Top 5 worst helmets (1:09:00) Chris doesn't care about the XFL

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0:00.0	Andrew Blair, I love Scotland, Sky Sports, Braveheart, love it all, okay?
0:09.6	You'll never take my freedom.
0:11.8	Yeah, you're crazy, okay? Andrew Blair, it's the ugliest helmet in football, all right?
0:17.2	It's the ugliest.
0:19.4	Oh, yeah, baby, You'll never take my freedom.
0:22.2	Did you see that?
0:22.7	It was your homework assignment this week?
0:24.1	No, you didn't do it.
0:25.0	As usual.
0:25.6	You have not seen Braveheart. No. I didn't have time. I didn't have time. Bullet crap. There's a lot going on. It's a long movie. It's a very long movie. We're going to get into this today.
0:34.0	The helmet discussion has started.
0:35.8	It's the offseason.
0:37.3	We are coming up with the top five worst helmets,
0:39.5	and Ahmed has his top five list.
0:40.8	I have my top five. Worst ones. Okay. Top five worst. Here's one of the things like the offseason is prone to have storylines that go on and on and on and on. Tom Brady, where's he going to end up? We're going to that until we find out. Partly because it's interesting, right?
0:55.1	We all are interested in where he goes.
0:56.7	For you, though, I feel like so far this offseason, the number one story for you is the Bengals. Oh, definitely. There's nothing you care about more than the Bengals and getting a new helmet. I get into things like this every now and then with football. Like a few years in the podcast, I got into mascots, right?
1:09.1	Just like, who wins this mascot versus this mascot?
1:11.5	I don't know.
1:12.1	I don't care about the teams on the field.
1:13.6	This one is unpassion. Like a few years in the podcast, I got into mascots, right? Just like, who wins this mascot versus this mascot?
1:11.5	I don't know.
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