Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

Let me get this a vape out of the way.

Cotton.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure. These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean, your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Kyle who plays Torgo.

Something takes a part of me.

Ben, who plays Cignam.

Hello?

Matt, who plays tango.

It takes two to the tango.

Stephanie plays Lexi.

Some might call her sexy Lexi.

What's you gonna do when Hulkomania destroys you?

And Lauren who plays Trev.

Why was the litches ship almost empty?

Because it only had a skeleton crew.

Boo.

Yay.

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