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🗓️ 22 October 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Michael Swaim and welcome back to Tales from the Pit. |
0:05.0 | This is your content warning. |
0:07.0 | This episode, I'll be speaking with Beba Pickles about her experiences with anxiety, panic, bipolar disorder, alcoholism, addiction, and most |
0:18.1 | terrifying of all, trying to find the right mood medication for her. If you can believe it, we even find some time |
0:24.8 | to discuss how all of these issues, both hinder and enrich her art. I hope you |
0:30.3 | enjoy the conversation. In July 1963, the Cleveland Ohio paper, The Plain Dealer, published a short article with several jokes about elephants |
0:56.0 | because the news cycle was simpler then. Probably the most famous joke from |
1:01.6 | that article is the following which I will gussy up by reading |
1:05.7 | as a Brooklyn meathead and Dracula. |
1:08.7 | Blue, how do you make a statue of an elephant? |
1:13.0 | I don't know, Dracula. |
1:15.0 | How about you get the biggest granite block you can find, |
1:18.0 | and then chip away all the parts what doesn't look like an elephant? |
1:21.0 | Tragically, this joke represented the funniest humor available at the time. |
1:27.4 | This was of course long before America began exploiting Canada's vast underground humor reserves. |
1:34.0 | Case in point, before that joke, the previous funniest thing related to elephants was an old newsreel of Thomas Edison |
1:41.0 | electrocuting one to death. |
1:43.0 | But, this joke, if it can be called a joke, has stood the test of time, |
1:49.0 | and I imagine it's for the same reasons that Granite does does and elephants do. |
1:54.0 | Elephant do. |
1:56.0 | By meaning something to human beings. |
2:00.0 | Statues are erected, cherished, or demolished as an expression of our collective will. |
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