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I've been squeezing the nut out of him,

like a rabina packet.

No, Capri Sun. I was like a rabina packet like, oh, oh, no, Capri's son.

I was about to say Capri Sun.

You're listening to Laid Bear.

Charlotte, I'm masturbating.

I told you I'd be doing that all day to day.

How's everyone's week been, though?

Yeah, right. though? Yeah, all right.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It's been all right.

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