What's happened you bad motherfuckers? It's December 22nd. It's a beautiful fucking Wednesday.

The joint is brought to you by Lucy Nicotine Gum.

I asked for this ad this week because listen, I want you guys to quit smoking if you're still smoking.

The 2022, it's a whole new fucking year. My whole new set of priorities.

Lucy, the company that made Nicotine Gum taste good, is back with their latest product.

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I've done them a couple times. You know me, I'm not a tobacco guy.

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You know me, I got cotton mouth all the time.

Try them in either four or eight milligrams.

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This product contains non tobacco nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical, but you knew that already because you're trying to fight the evils of cigarettes.

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